Kardashian Update: It's a Big One

I'm going to warn you up front: This Kardashian update is a big one. Kourtney is normal, Khloé's life is changing a lot, and Kim is stating the obvious... and what's in the future? More spin offs of course!

Kardashian Daily

Keeping you on the Kutting edge of the Kardashian news today. Kim and Kourtney Take New York was at the top of the Sunday cable ratings this week even after their premiere last week.  The dip was small from last week and they're going strong. The episode was actually pretty entertaining with Kim and Kris fighting a bit, Kourtney screwing with Scott's parents' home in the Hamptons, and Khloé Kontinuing to be awesome.

In other Dash news, Kris, Kim, Kourtney, Kylie, Kendall, and Khloé made a deal with OPI, a nail polish company I know nothing about and the deal says they all split the money equally. People are saying it's a big move of Kim since she's the most famous, but I think it's a bad ass move by Kris Kuz she get's a percentage of all the others as a manager. Stay savy Kris.

Sunday Roundup

Finally Khloe made the news... but not in the best way possible.  The best Kardashian found her name in the headlines this morning after Chantal Spears, a transgendered woman formerly known as Ronald Spears, filed suit against Khloe for an alleged assault outside club Playhouse 2 years ago.  She says she's still feeling the repercussions. You could say this is because Khloe packs a punch when you insult her man... or you could look at it like me and call a big fat BS.

Otherwise, it's been a slow news weekend.

Daily Kardashian

When I conceived of this blog, I never thought I'd have to write about this family daily, but here it is: Day Two of the Kardashian Roundup.

Mason Dissick was jealous of Kim's divorce, so he decided he's allergic to peanuts.

For someone who wants an amicable divorce, she sure has a lot to say... Kim K says she wanted an annulment first. Maybe she just heard another family member's name in the news and struck back. Oh yeah and she's on the Australian Immigration watch list.

Khloe also went shopping with a full family and security escort.

EDIT: Also Khloe went to gym and the world is shocked she didn't wear makeup... Cuz we all go to the gym like we're going clubbing. Leave her alone

The Kardashian Roundup

Doesn't all of this Kardashian news make their show irrelevant? Khloe is the only Kardashian-almost-triplet without big news this week and she's not even on the newest show!

Kourtney is preggo with Scott's offspring, but they're not getting married.

Kris says Kim is a fraud.

Kris-formerly-Kim's-bitch-Humphries is citing irreconcilable differences --shocker-- for an annulment.

Kim's BFFFF, Spin Crowd star Jonathan Cheban, is planning on suing Kris for calling him gay... He should hire more help if he's suing everyone who's ever said it.


Why should we watch Fraud and Preggo take New York, before they've even earned their nick names?

I love the Kardashian family.  They are media manipulators and they must have a great team around them.  They manage to stay in the public eye, sell their products, sell themselves, and force us to care... all with a smile and huge asses. Rob can dance and that makes him the first family member I admire, but the rest just dress up in pink and sashay.  God love them, at least they're not the cast of Jersey Shore.