Jersey Shore Update

In "Exactly Where She Belongs" news, Jenni JWOWW Farley finds herself on the cover of January's Maxim. She made the announcement on her blog today and will show us lots of things we've never seen on the show like her in a bathing suit, her on a ride at the boardwalk, her eating candy, and while they're been concealed constantly, we finally see her showing off her boobs. Yay.

Other Jersey Shore news, the trailer for wait for it....... Season 5 of the AWARD winning show, Jersey Shore... hit the web today. Check it out if you care.... Since I'm from New Jersey and not like them, I am obligated not to care about the show. I'm trying hard.

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Why Are We Talking About This?

 My ears are still bleeding and my eyes are still locked shut after watching the video, but Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey cause a scandal with the new version of All I Want For Christmas is you… not because it's awful but because of the age gap and sexual implications. Nick Cannon felt the need to defend the video and his wife today, and I continued not to care.  This isn't a scandal... unless saying it is will get the video removed. SCANDAL!

Pauly D got a record deal with 50 Cent… Another way to get paid to party?

Tori Spelling wants baby #4. After having her last baby like 2 minutes ago, and getting her nipples all over the internet, Tori must have seen her name in the spotlight and wanted to keep it there I guess.  Transparent but I guess it works.

Also, Neil Patrick Harris apparently has to apologize for saying "tranny" on Live with Kelly... I just think people say a lot worse things daily and this shouldn't be a big deal, but if people are offended enough and he's big to apologize, I guess I'm still wondering why we're all talking about it.