They might be married by 3 or 4, right? Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's babies Moroccan and Monroe have apparently started to play the drums, keep rhythm, sing, talk, try to walk... do math, study biology, perform brain transplants, and put on sunglasses to shade their eyes from the diva glare Mariah throws off. These kids are prodigies at life, but when will they get twitter?
My ears are still bleeding and my eyes are still locked shut after watching the video, but Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey cause a scandal with the new version of All I Want For Christmas is you… not because it's awful but because of the age gap and sexual implications. Nick Cannon felt the need to defend the video and his wife today, and I continued not to care. This isn't a scandal... unless saying it is will get the video removed. SCANDAL!
Pauly D got a record deal with 50 Cent… Another way to get paid to party?
Tori Spelling wants baby #4. After having her last baby like 2 minutes ago, and getting her nipples all over the internet, Tori must have seen her name in the spotlight and wanted to keep it there I guess. Transparent but I guess it works.
Also, Neil Patrick Harris apparently has to apologize for saying "tranny" on Live with Kelly... I just think people say a lot worse things daily and this shouldn't be a big deal, but if people are offended enough and he's big to apologize, I guess I'm still wondering why we're all talking about it.
