Monday, December 5, 2011

It's Official: Madonna's Doing Halftime

While the teams aren't even close to confirmed, it is confirmed that Madonna will be rocking the Super Bowl halftime show at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 5th.  That's right, Madonna will be performing what is sure to be a new song along with a medley of hits surrounded by a slew of candidates for her next younger boyfriend. She'll prep with an all natural diet, lots of working out, baths in the youth serum she no doubt uses to stay looking as good as she does.... I kid, I kid. I'm sure it'll be great with 3 months of prep time and the biggest national audience!  Hopefully she doesn't forget the lyrics... or fall... Right, Xtina? Lauren Alaina? Every other pop singer with memory failings?

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