Sunday, December 4, 2011

They'll Be Driving Any Day Now

They might be married by 3 or 4, right? Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's babies Moroccan and Monroe have apparently started to play the drums, keep rhythm, sing, talk, try to walk... do math, study biology, perform brain transplants, and put on sunglasses to shade their eyes from the diva glare Mariah throws off.  These kids are prodigies at life, but when will they get twitter?


They already saved the world!

Also Nick and Mariah say they're done having kids; two is enough.

And Nick may have curbed Mariah's spending. The queen of ridiculous bling and running in heels may not be buying her baby geniuses Christmas gifts because they "won't remember it." You'll remember you said that when they're curing cancer and debunking the existence of Santa Claus by age 2.

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