Kardashian Update: It's a Big One

I'm going to warn you up front: This Kardashian update is a big one. Kourtney is normal, Khloé's life is changing a lot, and Kim is stating the obvious... and what's in the future? More spin offs of course!

Guess what?! Kourtney is almost a normal person now! Khloé told E! this week of Kourt, "She is having morning sickness, but it's not even in the morning. It happens any time, apparently." Kourtney added on twitter, "Who has nausea cures? Been laying in bed all day after being sick all night! HELP!" I guess she is normal after all... except we're all watching her at every stage of her pregnancy. Ahhh America.

Not being one to let a publicity opportunity pass, Kris Jenner told reporters Wednesday at the Hollywood Reporter's "Women in Entertainment" breakfast that she had some ideas for K's baby name! "It should be Kris, of course!"

Lamar Odom, the husband of the loveliest of them all, Khloé K, was traded to the New Orlean's Hornets so Khloé might be moving to the other LA... and other sources are reporting she's looking into in vitro treatments to try to get pregnant.  I don't know what possible sources would reveal this, but it's a breach of contract, trust, and dignity, but if she is, I hope she's successful cuz their babies would be really cute! Lots of awesome potential for Khloé as always!  
UPDATE: The trade fell through and the Odom's are staying in LA

In a complete "duh" moment, Kim was interviewed in OK magazine about her marriage:

“I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need not live in a fairy tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.”

“Kris has his side of what happened, and I have my side of the story,” Kim said, according to a close friend. “But we both contributed to the marriage not working out. We both jumped into it too fast. And now we both have to publicly go through the breakup with the whole world judging and watching.”

“Kim’s decision to divorce didn’t come out of nowhere — things between her and Kris were horrible from the moment they walked down the aisle.”

Turns out they both say the story has 2 sides... I'm shocked... I can't believe people actually buy this magazine.

The chain of command at E! has shifted putting Bonnie Hammer in control of some rebranding. She says that "E! is a guilty pleasure … and not necessarily one people like to admit they watch." This of course led to talk about the Dash fam... and surprise surprise there could be "two, three, even four new Kardashian [spinoffs]." As long as we get more Khloé!