In terribly exciting news, Christina Aguilera, the Voice coach, riffer extraordinaire, mother of Max, girlfriend of Matt Rutler, ex-wife of Jordan Bratman, and most importantly leggings lover will be releasing a new single in the coming weeks with an album to come out just when the Voice gets into full swing... Color me surprised. Xtina's going back... but she's skipping the Gaga repeat days and Burlesque and even the Car Wash days to get right back to "Dirty." The single will be called either "Your Body," "Love Your Body," or possibly "F*** Your Body." I guess she's going to go for a "Moves Like Jagger" repeat with this one but we could hear it as early as next week! You'll find it here as soon as I get it... even with a review... Especially if it's bad.
But it'll never be bad enough.
I hope that she doesn't title it "F*** Your Body." That's super not classy or appropriate, and it's not like she's a teenager anymore. Her "Moves Like Jagger" song was really a hit among adults (like my Mom.) Maybe she should target that audience!
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